sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum
PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking for?